Thank You For Not Swallowing Me – Funny Inappropriate Baby Bodysuit

Let’s be real—this isn’t your grandma’s baby shower gift. The “Thank You For Not Swallowing Me” bodysuit is the ultimate icebreaker for new parents with a wicked sense of humor. Featuring a squad of cheeky cartoon swimmers and a message that’ll have everyone spitting out their coffee, this onesie is perfect for baby showers, gag gifts, or just raising your kid the right way: with zero chill and maximum laughs. Soft, comfy, and printed to order in Australia—because boring babies are for boring people.